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Friendly Idiots EP.1 Friendly Idiots EP.1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

please do more


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Hellbenders Porn Hellbenders Porn

Rated 5 / 5 stars

my favorite


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emily-youcis responds:

<3 <3 Thank you Zachypooo it is best PoArn in World. I was waiting fir ur voices but u never sent them :( So i uploaded it now!! As a Christmas Special!! FyayyYyayayyayayayayyayayyayyayyyyy!!!!!


Spock Logic Spock Logic

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Did you watch Star Trek? I'm not quite sure what exactly this is a parody of, it's extremely rushed and not well thought out.

You can't be parodying the old Star Trek "Wrath of Kahn" movie, because in that one Spock dies... but you gave these characters Will Shatner's voice acting and mannerisms? You gave Spock a bizarre thin red elf nose when Zachary Quinto's Spock make up has a very thick and wide nose bridge.

In Star Trek 2: Into Darkness, Kirk is stuck behind glass and is dying. In this you drew him leaned against some door facing Spock while they're in the same room. Again, very puzzling. Spock goes on about how he can sever Kirk's spine so he can't feel, but again, he is dying from radiation poisoning. What would that help at all?

Overall this cartoon is a mess. The voice acting is sub par, the art is basic, the character design is lazy and clearly drawn without any reference, the script was so under researched to the point that it's baffling to understand what's going on, and above all of that it just isn't funny.

It's fine if you want to make something silly and dumb, go for it by all means. Basic research is required when doing a parody though. I'm not even a fan of Star Trek and I knew everything that was wrong with this immediately after one viewing. Next time if you're drawing a character, google search them and try to draw them as closely as possible. Tell the voice actor to do the current voice of the character, not the one from 40 years ago. Understand what's going on in the scene before you parody it.


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ZenithQuinn responds:

Well thanks for the review! I will take your critique into account.

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.Loneliness. .Loneliness.

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Come On

Wow. If this is what passes as sad and moving now, I have lost faith in humanity.

The graphics weren't anything more than super pixelated simplistic people. If you were going to go for pixelated like that, why not at least make it fun to look at instead of making me cringe. The characters and backgrounds were far too simplistic and ugly to look at, and the colors were meh. If you were going for a sad theme, use a sad color scheme at least dude.

The animation was minimal if not non existent all together. The only animation at all was the main characters feet moving one pixel up and down.

The music was the only good thing about this, and you even managed to fuck that up. The loop comes to a dead stop and silence lasts for about 10 seconds at the graveyard scene, and it is extremely awkward and kills any mood you were attempting to set. Silence is good for setting a mood, but only if you hold it long enough. You held the silence for 10 seconds and played the loop right away again. You didn't even fade it in or out, it just starts playing.

The story is where I have a massive issue. This is a laughably bad and simple story. Man's wife dies. I was extremely entertained by how vague her death was, "WHY HAVE YOU DIED", you're not going to eventually tell how she died? No story development? No character arch? Jesus, you could've ended it with him accepting her death, the message being it's alright to move on. Even something HORRIBLY cheesy and cliche like her fucking staring down at him from Heaven (or looking up from Hell) would've been more deep and "touching" than this.

This is literally the story. Man's wife dies. Man sad. Man kill self.

WOW, some really innovative writing and storytelling right there. The dialogue is also extremely laughable. The part with the old man dying made me laugh really hard. Dialogue is meant to reflect peoples emotions and further the story. You did nothing about that. You could tell from the first shot that they were at a funeral, and the music told the audience to feel sad. You telling us someone fucking died does nothing except for make the viewer shrug and say, "Yeah, they're at a funeral. People are sad, keep the story going". But it didn't. The story kept stating the fucking obvious.

The "sigh" parts were really beyond stupid.

I hate to sound like a dick, but I'm not even sure how anyone could cry from this or even feel like crying. It is laughably bad.

Next time you're going to make something sad, make sure you have the story go somewhere, and make the dialogue things human beings would say. Make the character have an arch, even if it's a small one. Someone killing themselves is the opposite of that.

You can do much better, and the fact anyone is enjoying this is beyond me.


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Super Mega Bot Super Mega Bot

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Fun, But Much Too Difficult

I want to give you a 6.5, because this really doesn't deserve a 7, but giving a 6 is much too harsh. Virtual scores don't matter, though, and critique does.

The artwork was good. Not great for "sprites", but by no means bad. It was rather simplistic, which is a good look to pull off. It could have had more detail, too. It was the same enemies, same character, and same background.

The sound is also a big problematic. It was good but the loop got sickening very fast, and the bouncing sound effects were nauseating. I realize this is a pixel styled game, but there are plenty of Newgrounds artists who would have loved to contribute their music to this game. Mix the sound track up a bit.

The animation was almost non existent. The only real animation was the character and enemies, and they only had two or so frames. Like I said, change it up a little bit, it gets sickening after a while.

The difficulty is where I have the biggest issue I've played hard games before, but this literally took me hundreds of tries. Seriously, fire your programmer or get a new one. The hit detection was off, so it was extremely awkward and difficult to pull off the easiest of maneuvers. This game would be a lot better if the programming was at least sub par. That's not to say it's horrible, but it's decent and simplistic. For a game like this, I'd suggest to get a more advanced programmer.

The game was fun over all, and has me coming back to play it, but I find myself quitting and doing something else because of the intense difficulty.

I look forward to your future projects, as this game is very addictive and fun.

Keep em comin'.


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Newgrounds Radio Chat Newgrounds Radio Chat

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing

This is amazing. The Chat and the Newgrounds Radio combined were more than amazing. Also people giving this 0's because they were banned were banned FOR A REASON! You got banned for one reason and one reason only:you didn't follow the rules. It isn't that hard. Anyways, this was great, it's the best thing on this site.

(One of the best)


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Skyrim is Epic! Skyrim is Epic!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I Fucking Love This

Turned out beautifully.

You did an awesome job dude, SO HERE'S A 10.


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pavelzuk responds:

aaa <3


Lil' Robot - Game Loop RD2010 Lil' Robot - Game Loop RD2010

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yes

This is going to go great in our game that we will never make lololololol


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Newgrounds Chat Newgrounds Chat

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice Song

The lyrics were smooth and good, not to mention funny. People need to realize that riding someone about something will make them not want to do it MORE.

Like I said, nice job Psycho. I'll be looking for chat next week like you said.


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Clowning Around Clowning Around

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This makes me fucking horny.


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TheShadling responds:

I hate you


TODD TODD

Rated 5 / 5 stars

you perfectly captured his down syndrome


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JohnnyUtah responds:

haha thanks


Hellions Hellions

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fucking awesome! This needs to be a shirt.


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